Newsletter (Page 30)

Baptizing a Bear

A Roman Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, and a Jewish rabbi go into the woods for a walk. Upon their walk, they find a bear. The Baptist minister says, “watch this,” and he goes down to the riverbank and begins to preach to the bear to the point where he ends up baptizing the bear.…

Baptized Mugshots

Brian Morris won the lottery. Not only did he win “free money”, but he won a lot of it – 125 million dollars to be exact. So what did he do with it? Well, Brian called up a local manure producer and put in an order. Pretending as if it was his own house, Brian…

Hello, My Name is Baptized

If you haven’t heard yet, the Winters family is growing by one. We have our third child due in November of 2018.  If you know our kids, you know that they don’t have very common names. We have a Cricket Belle and a Tempest Jane. And so naturally with a third child coming into the…

The Genome – Five Fold Survey

This past Epiphany, we explored what we called “the Genome”. The idea behind the Genome was that if the Church is the Body of Christ, then it shares His DNA, His genetic coding. This happens in the case of bone marrow or certain stem cell transplants for cancer patients. The cancerous cells of the old…

Wishing to Be Water

One of my favorite cultural icons returned to Twitter this week. That’s right, friends and neighbors, this week @KanyeWest returned to the Twitterverse after almost a year of having deleted his account. I honestly don’t know what it is that I like about Kanye so much, but if I had to guess, it was his…